I mean, only take weed home to your mom if she’s into that sort of thing.
Well, it finally happened. The seventh seal was broken, the words were spoken, and that one-time innocuous weed that the devil planted so long ago was finally let loose onto the public last month. Oh, the horror, the horror. Release the Ganja! The Sticky Icky!
Seriously, though. It’s all a bit silly now, isn’t it? Of course, those dangerous and dirty pot heads who’ve been ignoring those ridiculous prohibition laws this whole time knew that the overblown War on Drugs was, and still is, nonsense. Thankfully, sanity has started to take a more active role in our little ole US of A–even if it is only one state at a time.
For the old stoners and the virgin recreational marijuana users — we like to say “adult consumers” around here– let’s forgo all the data and science and research regarding the medical benefits of cannabis, forget about politics, and let’s just share our marijuana experiences with our fellow humans.
Here at Substance, we aren’t about selling you a product to put money in our pocket; we’re about sharing our knowledge and experiences. We want you to have a good time. Come in today and see what we have to offer. Come back tomorrow. Tell your friends about us. Tell us what you like and try a new strain. Just walk in and buy yourself some pot – really good pot – and finally enjoy it without being paranoid about the fuzz.
Gone are the days of, “Pssst! Hey, do you know where we can score some pot?” It is now legal for participating Oregon Medical Marijuana Dispensaries to sell marijuana to adults who are 21 or over.
That’s right, folks, you can all (21 and over) come in to Substance and buy marijuana from us, legally. For real. No code words or secret handshakes are necessary. You know what makes us extra awesome? We accept credit and debit cards, so you don’t even need to drive by the ATM first.
Oregon Recreational Marijuana law states that we may sell up to 7 grams – 1/4 ounce – of flower per day to someone who is at least 21 years old. We also have seed packets available and a list of clones that are available to pre-order.
Due to the high demand of our client base, we rotate through a variety of marijuana flowers –buds – and our selection is always changing. Flower is packaged in 1 gram, 3.5 gram, and 7 gram bags and we have a wide selection of pre-rolled joints available. We also carry a selection of pipes, grinders, lighters, and other non-medicated items.
Oregon Medical Marijuana Program (OMMP) cardholders have their own sales island and are allowed to purchase all of our flower products as well as our tinctures, edibles, concentrates, oils, candy and beverages. Unfortunately, those products will not be available for the recreational users until the end of 2016 due to pending legislation. We highly recommend you obtain your medical card to have access to all of our delicious products.
Please be respectful and don’t spark it up in our parking lot.